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Submitted By: Caitlin H
So you walked in and asked for a tattoo of Nikki Sixx, but ended up with a tattoo of his pudgy, mildly autistic cousin Glenn. So what? Glenn likes to rock too. He’s going to see Night Ranger at the county fair next week.
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Anyone who wanted to get this tattoo in the first place deserves to have one that crappy. Besides, they’re probably too stupid to realize how bad it is.
Oh my…that’s horrible! The star above it is just as bad!
Perhaps that shooting star will mercifully obliterate the abomination it’s headed toward.
Nikki Sixx rules! Glenn Sixx…not so much.
I like that the tattoo includes Nikki’s tattoos. In fact, I think I want a tattoo of this tattoo.
My favorite part is that he has a tattoo of someone else’s tattoos. A metatattoo!
Is he seriously using a binder clip to hold up his shirt sleeve?
@John
Just try imagining an infinite chain of awful tattoos… *universe implodes*.
This looks like the guy from that Metalocalypse episode with Snakes ‘n’ Barrels. http://www.dethklok.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sammy2.jpg
Is it me, or does this look more like the aged character “Rikki Kixx” from the show Metalocalypse, who is of course a parody of Nikki Sixx, and member of the fictional band Snakes ‘N Barrels?
I’m relatively sure the tattoo “artist” is holding the picture up to comparison. Which means he is proud. Which means he is very blind or very stupid. Either is an undesirable characteristic for a tattoo artist.
All I know is this tat and the comments make me want a Dethklok tat!
Its like some sort of horrible melding of the goblin-like Mick Mars and more human looking Nikki Sixx. Quality tattoo parlors should have a warning: “Don’t get portrait tattoos, they always look horrible.”
wow this is sooooo sad.
Whoever Nikki Sixx is, I’m sure that the tattoo is a reasonable likeness of him in about three years.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motley_crue[/url]
Mötley Crüe rock!
This tattoo, however, rocks about as hard as Miley Cyrus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motley_crue
Mötley Crüe rock!
This tattoo, however, rocks about as hard as Miley Cyrus.
Whoa, scary. Boogey Man Nikki Sixx. His grandbabies are gonna be scared by that thing.
“Grandpa, Nikki Sixx is STARING at me again!”
“Of course he is, sweetheart. He’s meant to.”
“From my closet?”
“Oh, maybe not that…”
Whoa. Dude should sue.
I honestly think this is the artists impression of Nikki Sixx after a few more years of boozing and drugs
Who, Nikki Sixx or the guy who was stupid enough to get this tattoo put on him? Personally, like I said, anyone who would put that picture on their body deserves to have it turn out hideous.
“Whoa. Dude should sue.”
Why sue? Would the tattoo look any better if it more closely resembled the photo of the cosmetics-consuming caricature of a “rocker” in the photo?
Isn’t ugly tattoo redundant?
I hope that the guy that did that crappy-ass tattoo used the money for rehab, and not more meth.
Thanks for the Wikipedia link, at least now I know who it’s suppose to look like. 2 things I’ve noticed: The guy with the tattoo has a beard like ZZ Top and has black nail polish.
Also, why is the hand that’s holding the photo wearing a black glove??
That’s a sterile glove (possibly latex-free), like what your doctor would wear. All tattooists (I cannot, in good conscience call this person an “artist”) *should* wear them, since tattoos cause bleeding. You are, after all, getting stabbed by needles over and over. It’s for health regulations and safety.
“Here you go with your Blackie Lawless of WASP tattoo!”
“What the… ? No, we said Nikki Sixx!”
“No. Fat Blackie Lawless”
“Hell, no, I’ll go get that photo I came in with a week ago and we’ll see!”
“Yeah, yeah… why would I care, I’m drunk at work again…”
Trust me, its worse in person.
And they show it off like its amazing.
X)
“Here, let me show you my swollen boils”
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“ended up with a tattoo of his pudgy, mildly autistic cousin Glenn.”
My son is autistic and I laughed so hard I sharted and snarfed at the same time. Never have so many fluids gone in so many directions at the same time…well…except for this one time in band camp…
im really feels bad for him
It looks more like Kelly Osborne that Glenn sixx.
Definitely agreeing with IIISIII.
omg! this looks like chucky!!
It kind of looks like Vince from The Mighty Boosh, with the bad hair/teeth! When I first saw this, before I noticed the actual pic of Nikki Sixx beside it, I thought someone else was dedicated to the Boosh, so they had Vince immortalized in ink!
Glenn rocks
Man, that’s hideous!
Boy, there are a lot of AS fans in here.
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@hehehe
Except Vince/Noel Fielding is hot. And not fat.
what worries me is the dude getting the tattoo
he’s got a greying beard, a sign that he’s early 40′s perhaps?
he’s also wearing black nail polish
the jury’s out on this one…
dude isn’t that ronnie radke? looks just like him =S
well i don’t know ronnie radke and nikki sixx, when google imaged, look fairly similar.
i thought it was an old pic of kelly osbourn
This just…oh my god, I think my eyes are burning, it’s so horrible.
It’s blasphemy!
All I know is…when I get my portrait of Nikki in the future…I sure ain’t goin’ to who ever did THIS trainwreck.
Do your tattoo shop research, folks. It’s obviously worth it, in the end.
I was unaware that Nikki Sixx had an evil troll twin running around
I’d be willing to bet Jennifer there is a groupie who got fucked in the ass and never called again by nikki sixx.
A tattoo within a tattoo…inkception