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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you an oddly placed tuft of body hair, make a decision that will make your mother cry, make you wear long sleeves to work for the rest of your life, and make sure you never get laid again.
Source: English Russia
“I want a teddy bear. No, no, make it a tiger. With sharp teeth, but cute gentle ears. Actually, wait – I think I want Bobby Hill, from ‘King of the Hill.’ Geez, I can’t decide. Can you just mix them together? Oh yeah, and make it look like a child did the drawing. With his left hand. Now lemme see. Perfect!
OK, now I want some kind of fierce dinosaur. Well, a dinosaur anyway, but instead of fierce, how about drunk? That better represents me. You know, holding its arms out, trying to keep its balance, but very near to toppling. Really. Drunk. Like the Bobby Hill Tiger Bear, I want it to be very crude. I said child-like before, but lets go with even less well-executed. As though a glue-sniffing eight-year-old wearing sunglasses drafted this. In dim light. And make sure the dinosaur has a crown. Duh. Lemme see again. It’s like you read my mind.”
Source: English Russia
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I went through the door to “Silent HNL” once. It was a nice vacation and all, but I didn’t feel I needed a tattoo to memorialize Gate 17.
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Is there anything else you’d care to defile — I mean, honor — by including it in this mess, or are you satisfied with just the three? Perhaps a religious emblem, beloved landmark, or deceased ancestor? Come on, I think I see room there on one of your love handles for a portrait of grandma.
Source: Daisy of Love
Remember how in middle school there was always that one kid who seemed a little bit crazy? The one who would sit in the back of every class and carve obscenities into his desk and draw nutty shit all over his homework and whose responses to every question were usually some combination of sarcasm and a Tourette’s outburst? And how you were always filled with dread on those days when he would somehow get his hands on something dangerous like a pocket knife or a lighter and start fucking around, lighting his binder on fire and shit like that, because you really, REALLY did not want to die in the back row of your seventh-grade history class at the hands of a 12-year-old budding sociopath?
Well, looks like he grew up to be a tattoo artist. Step right up for your multi-headed dragon. It even looks like it was drawn with a #2 pencil! He can also do army men with machine guns, mushroom clouds, and the Metallica logo.
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It’s been a rough couple years for the New England Patriots. They blew Super Bowl XLII in the last 35 seconds of the game. Then their star quarterback suffered a season-ending knee injury in the first game of the 2008 season.
The fans deal with the disappointment in various ways. One guy drank and entire case of Narragansett Beer and then ordered his five-year-old son to draw Pat Patriot on daddy’s arm with a safety pin and the ink from his Crayola markers.
Source: Daisy of Love
Huh. Not what you’d expect on a knuckle tat. Those tend to be reserved for tough-guy stuff like “thug life” or a gang affiliation. But I guess diabetes is kind of hardcore. I mean, you have to moderate your sugar intake and stick yourself with needles. And live with the fact that commercials starring Wilford Brimley are aimed at your demographic.
Ha ha. Very clever. You took the traditional F.T.W. (“Fuck the World”) tattoo and had it rendered it into a literal image. Good show, my friend. Hilarious.
But I’m going take this a step in the other direction.
How do you like this?
Or this?
Or how about this?
Image Source: Daisy of Love
This whole Harry Potter phenomenon is great, isn’t it? I mean, really great. Encouraging children to read, whisking adults away to a fantastical dream world, etc. You know what else is great? Proust’s A Remembrance of Things Past. And health insurance. And the way that plants convert the carbon dioxide we humans produce back into the oxygen we breathe. All things you should also get tattoos of as well, in my opinion.
PS: Enjoy never getting laid again.
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