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Submitted By: Dave R
This is the Mayor of Orlando, photographed shortly after the Lakers beat the Magic. I remember when the wagers cities would make against each other involved sending a boxful of some local delicacy if you lost. The ante has been upped, apparently.
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ok – seriously. I’m all for tats – love the one I’ve got, looking forward to my next one. but seriously – don’t people realize they have to live with these things for good? (Or get expensive laser removal, and still live with a scar). Here’s hoping there’s at least a bit of irony (or, should I say, a LOT of irony) in that tat!
Is that a baby?
kerning’s off
trust me, there is no irony. its true.
That looks like a childs torso? Disturbing!
OK, why the…
A short film on the subject:
(subtitled, in Norwegian.)
Is that like a Small Craft Warning?
It sort of looks like a petite woman’s stomach to me?
this really bothers me. I wonder if it is like a prison tattoo or something? Are we sure this person wanted this tattoo? I can imagine some cruel people holding this little person down and doing that to him…how humiliating..it makes me sad.
@tammy
Odds are very great that this is not a forced tattoo (despite what some people think, it’s the same with the “suckajer” one, too). The quality is much better than someone having it forced on them, and definitely better than a prison tatt generally looks. Plus, it’s not uncommon for people to get stupid tattoos that are self-deprecating.
Also, and I sort of hate to bring this up, because it’s a small portion of the population, but there are people who VERY willingly participate in Master/slave relationships. There are people who very willingly tattoo “slave” on them, for example. It’s something a Master might “make” a slave do in the sense that it’s an order and the slave chooses to obey the Master.
So… You can think of it as being forced, or the possibility that it is… but most likely it’s done by choice AND it’s done for purposes that are completely desireable to the person doing carrying the ink.
Thanks for the hedz up!!!
Kinda looks like my ex…it’s a guy!
I say it’s photoshop.
@The Great American Rachel
Agreed.
I could definitely see this as belonging to a transguy. There’s a certain empowerment in being able to own a situation where one is born without a conventional penis. That’s not to say this is in any way a classy tattoo. A funny pair of underwear or a shirt or something, but not this.
I say it’s a girl and she did this as a joke/provocation/art form.
Or as a rapist deterrent maybe.
But the body looks like a girl’s. I can totally imagine some kind of punk or goth girl doing this for some odd reason most people can’t understand.
It’s ink!
ya gotta admire his honesty
This is entitled “Lady Gaga’s First Tattoo”
That could be a guys torso. Some guys are very slender and trim like that. i know a guy who has a body type like that, so its possible its a dude.
doesnt make the tattoo much better
At least he is honest. I have to give him that.
Right for fuck sake….record straight
I am not a baby, or a girl, or a “transguy”, or Lady Gaga, or a rape deterrent……
I’m a 27 year old male from Aberdeen, Scotland.
I had this done about 4 years ago when i was in the Navy.
I was drunk when i thought it up and booked it, but stupidly was completely sober when i got it done. I hated myself for about a fortnight afterwards, but now people says it’s funny, so now i have slightly less regrets. Yes it’s a horrible tat and prob very stupid, but i got it for laugh and it makes people laugh, so happy days. Remember “the man who laughs at himself, will never cease to be amused”
As for the subject matter: You’ll never know !!!!!!!
DON’T GET TATTOO’S. THEY FUCKIN HURT AND YOU JUST END UP LOOKIN LIKE A TIT !!!!!!!!
AGREE
Agree with previous comments. Too small to be real.
I thought it said Small Cook! lol