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And Why The Hell Is Marilyn Manson Trapped In That Bubble?

UGS - There's an Equus tattoo on the other arm
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This whole Harry Potter phenomenon is great, isn’t it? I mean, really great. Encouraging children to read, whisking adults away to a fantastical dream world, etc. You know what else is great? Proust’s A Remembrance of Things Past. And health insurance. And the way that plants convert the carbon dioxide we humans produce back into the oxygen we breathe. All things you should also get tattoos of as well, in my opinion.

PS: Enjoy never getting laid again.

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  1. Jay says:

    HAH the headline really made me laugh…xD LOL

  2. Vanessa says:

    do you KNOW how many female harry potter fans there are out there?
    I’m sure he’ll be getting laid more times than the leading man in a soap opera.

    • Melissa says:

      Actually, that giant hunk of arm belongs to a woman, Heather L. Ojeda, some crazy fat woman with a lot of crappy Harry Potter tattoos.

  3. Therese says:

    I would never. ever. have sex with that guy. ever.

    @Vanessa

  4. Lord, I think that’s my ex boyfriend.

  5. Anon. says:

    @Therese
    Im sure he wouldnt have sex with you either :D

  6. Jennifer says:

    WHY has no one mentioned that Ron looks like… well, there’s no polite way to put this… he looks like he stepped out of a concentration camp. (And yes, as a woman of jewish ancestry it is slightly unpleasant to say that.) He looks like a mummy wearing a red hat! Everything else, despite the stupidity, is relatively decent work. I’d rather get Radcliffe from Equus. Yummy, that.

  7. yen weasley says:

    ja,ja,jaa a donde llegan los fanaticos.SI PUDIERA ME ISIERA UNO TAMBIEN,JA Y PENSAR Q ESO NO SE QUITA

  8. Marian says:

    @Anon.
    He’s saving himself for Hermione.

  9. Anon. says:

    Marian :@Anon.He’s saving himself for Hermione.

    Haha, oh man, I only expected the usual “You’re an ass” and “Fuck you” for my comment. That was great :D

  10. dauhll says:

    He has children that aren’t his tattooed on his body. CREEPY!!!!

  11. Jennifer says:

    The more I see this one, the more I love the headline. Why IS Marilyn Manson trapped in the bubble? Is he next up to portray Snape if (god forbid) Alan Rickman dies?

  12. Cara says:

    I think this is awesome actually. Not sure I’d get a movie poster as a tattoo but props for a Harry Potter that’s been well done. I’ve seen about five HP tattoos that look good and I have two of them XD

  13. Jennifer says:

    Cara :
    I think this is awesome actually. Not sure I’d get a movie poster as a tattoo but props for a Harry Potter that’s been well done. I’ve seen about five HP tattoos that look good and I have two of them XD

    Really? REALLY? Look at RON! He looks like a zombie! And that really does look like Marilyn Manson. The rest of it IS pretty well done, but Ron and Snape look TERRIBLE. I feel like erasing half of it.

  14. Lo says:

    @Jennifer
    That’s Voldemort, not Snape. You are at least totally right about Ron looking like a zombie; that was my first thought as well. Hermione’s also been rendered in what appears to be her Ewok form. (Even less bang for your buck? /terrible pun)

  15. Jennifer says:

    Lo :
    @Jennifer
    That’s Voldemort, not Snape. You are at least totally right about Ron looking like a zombie; that was my first thought as well. Hermione’s also been rendered in what appears to be her Ewok form. (Even less bang for your buck? /terrible pun)

    Okay, you’re right — but the nose is ALL wrong for the picture it’s supposed to be (I checked; he’s supposed to have that flat snake-like nose). Which is even worse because it totally looks like Snape if it’s not Marilyn Manson.

    So now I’ve got to knock off points not just for hideousness, but for poor rendering and quality in general. Which leads me back to the issue of “REALLY?” to Cara. How horrible have the other tattoos been?

    Some station was playing a bunch of the movies yesterday, and after re-watching some of each, I can say that Hermione DID sure have a heck of a lot of hair, though…

    It also looks like some really weird combination of several posters.

    http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com/assets/downloads/posters/poster3.jpg

    http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/harrysorcerer.jpg

    I am NO Harry Potter expert, but even I can tell that there’s something wonky with this.

  16. Billy Mays says:

    Ahh, inspiring to see that valiant Harry is helping rescue Ron and Hermione from Auschwitz and damning Hitler to live in a bubble for the rest of eternity…

  17. DILLIGAF says:

    well, i like it :D

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  19. Rin says:

    @DILLIGAF

    OMG Kenzie get tha fuck out of my entertainment.

    I am on this website and not calling YOU for a reason.

  20. mike says:

    i think your tattoo is awesome. i do not undertand why is it in ulgiest tattoos.com because it’s really great and cool. It’s really nice done. and voldie doesnt look like manson lol, are ppl blind or wtf

  21. lolface says:

    I’d tap that. :D

  22. kalisaysthis says:

    that DOES look like marilyn manson!!!

  23. Bassment Cat says:

    That is one nasty tat, although the guy ini the bubble meant to be voldermort does look reasonably like Marilyn Manson. Change the hair up a bit and you can laser the rest and have a decent tat!

  24. Nina says:

    Haha this is pretty funny. Even funnier? I have a HP tattoo. Luckily I wasn’t quite dense enough to go with a face tattoo which nearly always come out horrible.


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