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GLorious

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Image Credit: Sarah

Oh, come on now. Aren’t you giving Lori all the power when you brand yourself with a pronouncement of your having been cuckolded? There were so many other, better, easier directions you could have gone in. Fixes that eliminate Lori from history, that say, “It was never about you, Lori. It was about:

CLoris Leachman
Lori Province, Armenia
Loris Ipsum
The Lorikeet [my favorite bird]
VaingLorious
Low-CaLorie
FolkLorist
ChLorine
Pygmy Slow Loris
CoLoring books
G-L-O-R-I-A, GLoria
Florida (of the United States or Good Times)

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  1. brink says:

    I like your optimism, but that guy has “Lou” tattoed on his back.

  2. (S)aint says:

    OMG brink you are an idiot…..go back and learn how to read cursive writing.

  3. Boggy says:

    Haha (S)aint your even worse. Learn FailBlogs website.. its .ORG!!!! And. Yeah. brink. cursive, Lori.

  4. Boggy says:

    See, I have it right.

  5. Fantasma says:

    oh come on now… this tatoo is kinda cool.

  6. Sabine says:

    @brink
    Its Lori

  7. OneHappyAtheist says:

    Now, I get that it’s a cursive “Lori”, but at first glance, and keeping in mind that this is a bad tattoos website, it does look like “Lou”.

  8. Vanessa says:

    this is definitely clever. you have to give him that.

  9. Loco says:

    its definetly “Lou”.Period.

  10. Loco is an idiot says:

    it’s lori.. search the cursive form for “r”. if it was “Lou”, the o would go straight to the u, not make some weird squiggle.

  11. G says:

    WTH, Lori? It is so clearly Lou.

  12. mitsuagogo says:

    Tatt says slut.

    If it is Lou… they could have added a D… Loud!!!

    Maybe CoLour, or CLoud.

    or changed the u to a w and made MelLow…

  13. Jennifer says:

    The fact that so many people think this says “Lou”, rather than “Lori” (written in cursive, with a heart over the “i” — has no one else noticed that?) is rather sad. Is it because they no longer teach cursive in school? Or is it because too many years of computer usage has resulted in terrible vision?

  14. Trevor says:

    Angie -> Tangiers
    That is one gay lion.

  15. Anon. says:

    @Jennifer
    The fact that so many people don’t get that the “Lou” thing is a joke is even sadder. Is it because they no longer teach sarcasm in school? Or is it because too many years of computer usage has resulted in terrible senses of humor? :D

  16. Toria says:

    Loco :
    its definetly “Lou”.Period.

    NO. What’s the dot above the last peak? It’s the dot for an “i”.
    (This person can’t have been joking if they can’t even spell “definitely”)

  17. Nerses says:

    The name is Lori. It’s an Armenian name I’m pretty sure. It’s not Lou.

  18. Jennifer says:

    Anon. :
    @Jennifer
    The fact that so many people don’t get that the “Lou” thing is a joke is even sadder. Is it because they no longer teach sarcasm in school? Or is it because too many years of computer usage has resulted in terrible senses of humor?

    If it makes you feel better about the human race to think that they’re joking, then do what you must. I don’t buy it. The world is way to filled with morons, and there’s absolutely no indication of sarcasm (or an attempt at humor; if either were intended, it’s just a bad show all around).

    P.S. Nerses, it’s a relatively common name in English speaking countries in general, usually short for Lorraine (or some derivative thereof).

  19. chin4me says:

    I’m thinking it’s ‘Lori’ and I’m also thinking this may all be about my cousin :(

  20. Jennifer says:

    I hate catching typos in my postings — that would be “too” not “to” in my prior comment. *sigh*

  21. Turnips says:

    Hey everybody, ones capability with cursive does not indicate whether one is a moron, I should think. I never invested much time in learning cursive because it is, in my opinion, unnecessary to use multiple writing systems for one language.

  22. Jennifer says:

    Turnips :
    Hey everybody, ones capability with cursive does not indicate whether one is a moron, I should think. I never invested much time in learning cursive because it is, in my opinion, unnecessary to use multiple writing systems for one language.

    Is it unnecessary to understand what people are saying, though? Many languages have “formal” and “informal” styles, and that’s basically what cursive is. When my kids’ teachers write notes, they’re in cursive. Would suck rotten eggs to not know what they are saying. Not to mention that since it IS used regularly, deciding it’s just not worth understanding (especially considering how EASY it is to understand), puts you at a disadvantage to the rest of the English speaking world. Why do that to yourself?

  23. What the... says:

    LOL lou

  24. dont says:

    …or Good Times. LOfnL

  25. ts says:

    The moderator’s comments on this and pretty much all of the tattoos are effing hilarious. The sarcasm leaves me breathless with laughter. Excellent writing and commentry

  26. ts says:

    Sorry, I meant:
    The moderator’s comments on this and pretty much all of the tattoos are effing hilarious. The sarcasm leaves me breathless with laughter. Excellent writing and commentary.

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  28. Wow.. Really? says:

    OMG.. Ok, I recently stumbled upon your site and find it HILARIOUS.. then I came across THIS tattoo… I’m slightly concerned that I may have dated this idiot.. I grew up with several let’s say “challenged” rednecks.. and my name happens to be on this tat.. hmmm.. it’s still funny as hell though.. I can’t tell you how many fools have seen my name in cursive and have mistakenly called me “Lou”.. It’s amazing really.. Too freakin funny

  29. MARGO says:

    I say that the dot of the “i” is clearly higher than the “r” thus “Lori” vs “Lou”

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  31. Curtis says:

    I did this tattoo years ago on a biker who was no loner happy with his ex-wife.


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