Source: Tattoo Shop Supply
The day I saw that video of the Dramatic Gopher (or whatever it was called), I also saw a t-shirt for sale featuring the likeness of said intense rodent. And I thought Look at these idiots, putting all their eggs in a fad basket that will last five seconds tops. I hope they didn’t print too many of these things, because you can’t bank on every stupid, flash-in-the pan Internet meme that comes along. Some things just don’t last long enough to sustain merchandising.
This person bought that shirt.
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Seriously, this is so fucking disgusting! I bet that guy got a call from his doctor telling him that he had only a few more weeks to live or something.
where can i see the video
about everywhere
its gross though
trust me you REALLY DONT want to see it
I actually did have that conversation with a Dr.. 6 months, not a few weeks, but I still wouldn’t do something this odd – UNLESS (!!) it just so happened that it had some huge effect on my life I wanted immortalized. One of my best friends is a rather talented tattoo artist (Zap) and I still don’t know if I want to bother with ink even now! Zap’s been trying to get me inked for nearly 20 years, but it’s the “oops” I worry about.
Otherwise… LMFAO!
I wonder if this dude is still alive.
Holy shit. Your comment REALLY made me laugh!
Thanks –
The only acceptable explanation is that this is the guy that’s responsible for making that video.
Does this make anyone else think of that episode of Family Guy where Brian made Stewie watch a video of the two girls and a cup?
now it does XD
you sir are made of awesome (yes i noticed your username was Kitty… i just like to say sir and dude lol)
OMG, I finally get it! I thought the whole “two girls/one cup” thing was a cup of pee or semen. Oh argh. I want my ignorance back.
You are not alone!!! Millions of people want their ignorance back
I know of it, but will not watch it. I know it can never be unseen and MUCH prefer to remain blissfully ignorant. I am sensitive to overly disgusting images and know that I do not want to see them, they stay in my head, burned into the meat, forever, and I do not want them there.
I’m on the same boat as you dude
the tattoo itself is causing my neurons to shiver in horror and die away
@Slevin’s Mom
Uhmm…. or two girls shitting in a cup as the picture clearly depicts.
Then throwing it back up and drinking it again >:D
Please kill yourself.
Or, better yet, read the comment you’re so pretentiously responding to (I’m referring to the superfluous “@” here) before posting a comment.
He must be “that guy” (the tattoo’s owner), the douche du jour. Nasty comments regarding other poster’s sexual orientation not welcome here.
Nice detail, the blonde has some smudge on her mouth.
I was going to say, “What kind of skank bottom-feeding tattooist would put such a thing on someone?”, but then I realized, “The kind that make an entire website of tattoo suck possible.”
@Kitty
Yup. That scene was the only good thing that ever came out of that video. On the upside, I’m 99% sure that it was faked, but EWWWWWW!
I actually Googled “Two girls, One cup” after that episode of Family Guy. You can see it, but you cant un-see it. Effin Brian!!!
I do have to give props on the great cartoonish detail, though.
Wow, the video is that epic that someone would brandish the memory of it on their body. Eat that numa numa dance! No wait, yeah you can eat it, its chocolate. hehehe
@Emily912
you wish it was
ooooh yes you quite clearly wish it was fake…
sry but it’s not… it’s amazing what you can convince girls to do, with just, say, heroin and the promise of 100 bucks…
This guy is covered in minging tatttoos. This is one of the more tame ones ^ http://news.bmezine.com/2009/03/09/the-man-with-the-worlds-most-tasteless-tattoos/
I’M EATING COCO POPS.
ewww
@Slevin’s Mom
Same here. I WANT IT BACK TOO!
@Kitty
no.
1 guy one cup is funnier and sicker
how is it funny you sicko?
The only internet gross out worthy of a tat is the venerable Goatse. We all know that 2g1c will never attain that kind of stature.
@ RAWR
OMG! OMG! OMG! I can’t believe I googled that! UGH!
the stink lines are classy… lol. I actually find this funny, I know of a guy who got a cold-cut sub tattooed on his knuckles, so he could give people literal knuckle sandwiches. this sort of fits that idea of a ridiculous tattoo that will make people laugh. whatever… it’s still kinda sad though
i hope that is hidden from plain sight.
Wow. I think I’ll get the same one. Rofl.
@Than
Don’t blame the tattoo artist for the subject matter. The idiot has the right to put whatever he wants on his body. He may have no taste, no style, no class, and no friends… but he does have rights.
That is so obviously a temp tattoo and not the real thing.
Please advise as to where one might acquire this as a temprorary tattoo. I know people who would enjoy that. Personally, I see nothing to indicate it’s fake… but I’m happy to admit a mistake if you know where you can get this fake.
…you don’t generally shave to apply temporary tattoos. i’m pretty sure it’s real.
Damn good point there Chelsea. I 2nd that its real. What a loser though!
I KNOW THE ARTIST WHO DID THIS HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Was my sarcasm too subtle? In all fairness, some people DO shave to apply temp tats, otherwise they won’t stick very well. That said, I believe it’s real (there are outlines on temps, and a shininess to them that then becomes matte when it fades to skin — I have kids, and they get temps a lot). I was attempting to subtly ask for proof from another random person who claims shenanigans for no apparent reason. But I tend to be a bit dry, so I never know if it comes across properly.
I would be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that perhaps the tat was fake, but they would HAVE to come up with some notion of where to find this as a temp! I doubt you find it on the shelves at Spencers.
@Slevin’s Mom
actually, no, it was a cup full of shit….
no. nononononono. NO! what’s next? the broken pickle jar guy tatoo?
@Kitty
Your question made me lol. First thing I saw when I saw this was Stewies face, the before & after images… lmao
i like swords
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go now and get that removed.
now.
Wut? Goatse isn’t immortal? *passes the funnel anyway*
@Kitty
lmfao!! Yes, yes it did!
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@Kitty
totally!!! thats hilarious!
hahahaha, I know the kid that has this tatoo. It was a bet, one he’ll have to live with the rest of his life.
We need more posts like this!
Well, I’d like to have a Dramatic Gopher shirt, and a Pedobear plushie… But not a 2 Girls 1 Cup tattoo.
And by the comments, seems like this dude lost a bet. A really evil bet. Ugh.
So he likes to watch pretty girls take poops…. Excuse me for a second….BLAALALALALALALALLALALALA……As I was saying, everyone has their fetishes. You just really shouldn’t get a tattoo of it, especially somewhere EVERYONE can see it.
DUDE show more of th girls like the front then we can get there phone numbersLOL
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Haha in 5 years it’l be just a tattoo of 2 women crapping on each other.
wait..
Totally gross, but I do love the Sailor Jerry style.
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Superior thinking dmenostarted above. Thanks!
Clearly no one else is going to point out this looks nothing like the ‘two girls’ of one cup fame! Which is obviously the greatest fail in this one, right?
one million dollars says this guy will never get laid… ever.
hehehehe
MAJOR TURN-OFF!!!
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ya know, i know the guy who did this. it was done at a convention, in houston texas. april 6th 2008.
the guy who tattooed it had had it drawn up for a while because he thought it was hilarious… and a joke. he had it at his booth and was trying to sell it to folks all weekend. he tried to get me to get it because i was getting tattooed in the next booth but i happily declined. he offered this up at a really low price the whole weekend and some idiot actually took him up on it.
it was not a bet.
it is not a temp.
it is real.
it was drawn as a joke.
blah blah blah.
I met the guy who did this too at a convention, we got very drunk ^_^ I was jealous that someone got this. I love it
Wonder if someone stopped taking their lil “tic-tacs” or something…. gotta have some kind of explanation for craziness like this!
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first thing I thought was… ADHD.
no normal person would do this to themselves. Except a druggie or long lag prisoner
All I can think of is
“gross/ yuk/eww”